We all know Twilight Saga vampires no longer have any use for the various body orifices, so what do they do with them? How about adorning themselves with b*ttplugs to match their personalities? Fortunately, the internet has already thought about it and thrown in a few humans too.
Ladies and gentlemen… we present to you… Twilight Saga b*ttplugs
Buttplugs are all fun and games until you fart and shoot the cat