Twilight Saga Characters and their respective B*ttplugs

Jane Vulturi - Buttplug

We all know Twilight Saga vampires no longer have any use for the various body orifices, so what do they do with them? How about adorning themselves with b*ttplugs to match their personalities? Fortunately, the internet has already thought about it and thrown in a few humans too.

Ladies and gentlemen… we present to you… Twilight Saga b*ttplugs

Aro

Aro Volturi B*ttplug - Twilight Saga

Jane

Jane Volturi B*ttplug - Twilight Saga

Marcus

Marcus Volturi B*ttplug - Twilight Saga

Caius

Caius Volturi B*ttplug - Twilight Saga

Angela Weber

Angela Weber B*ttplug - Twilight Saga

Jessica Stanley

Jessica Stanley B*ttplug - Twilight Saga

Mike Newton

Mike Newton B*ttplug - Twilight Saga

Esme Cullen

Esme Cullen B*ttplug

Carlisle Cullen

Carlisle Cullen B*ttplug

Alice Cullen

Alice Cullen B*ttplug - Twilight Saga

Jasper Hale

Jasper Hale Buttplug

Rosalie Hale

Rosalie Cullen Buttplug - Twilight Saga

Emmett Cullen

Emmett Cullen Buttplug

Bella Cullen

Bella Swan Buttplug - Twilight Saga

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen Buttplug - Twilight Saga

Buttplugs are all fun and games until you fart and shoot the cat

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