We all know Twilight Saga vampires no longer have any use for the various body orifices, so what do they do with them? How about adorning themselves with b*ttplugs to match their personalities? Fortunately, the internet has already thought about it and thrown in a few humans too.

Ladies and gentlemen… we present to you… Twilight Saga b*ttplugs

Aro

Jane

Marcus

Caius

Angela Weber

Jessica Stanley

Mike Newton

Esme Cullen

Carlisle Cullen

Alice Cullen

Jasper Hale

Rosalie Hale

Emmett Cullen

Bella Cullen

Edward Cullen

Buttplugs are all fun and games until you fart and shoot the cat