Yodeling Pickle?

Sometimes I may have a little too much free time on my hands which leads the the dangerous activity of surfing the online stores to find the strangest things they sell. This time I didn’t need to go any further than Amazon. Oh, no, turns out there is a veritable buffet of ‘who in their right f*ucking mind thought this sh*t up?!’

I present to you… the Yodeling Pickle.

yodeling-pickle

 

 

  • Hours of mindless entertainment
  • Batteries included
  • Great gift for the person who has everything except a yodeling pickle

Are you sick and tired of trying to teach your pickles to yodel? Pickles can be so stubborn. At last, the yodeling pickle you’ve been waiting for. With a mere press of a button (yes, it has a button) this little pickle will yodel its heart out. You’ll think you’re in the Swiss Alps listening to a yodeling pickle.

Batteries included. Bonus!

After staring at what I could only describe as loosely resembling an alien cock and imagining all the ways to torment poor Auntie Dot with it at Christmas the almost impossible happened… I spotted the extended catalogue!

That’s right, children, the fun doesn’t stop with the yodeling!

 

 

 

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