Membership status: Member
Bio:
Edward Cullen was done with cons until Marcus Volturi pulled him back in for one last job with his new front man, Bella Swan. Edward wants out for good but in a world based on deceit, who can he trust? AH BxE possible lemons if they don't kill each other first.

(banny by Ryden Dirtay)

Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 141798 Read Count: 392
This is a continuation of "Edward Cullen, Dick for Hire". If you have not read it yet, go do that first. For the rest of you, what happens when the love of your life becomes your partner in crime solving? Cullen and Swan take on a case where an Airline princess has been kidnapped for seemingly unknown reasons. Will they survive the madness...or more importantly, working together? BxE, AH, RATED NC17 for Adult Content and Serious Fuckery.


Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crime, Mystery, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Satire
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 121276 Read Count: 444
A Dickity (Edward Cullen, Dick for Hire) crossover with the Winchester Boys
SUMMARY: When Cullen and Swan are hired to investigate the eerie circumstances surrounding the area's leading "Ghost Hunter", they run into a suspicious duo who have their own agenda to attend to.


Categories: Cross-Over
Characters: Supernatural, Twilight
Genre 1: Adventure, Crime, Drama, Fantasy, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Supernatural
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6258 Read Count: 27
When Edward Cullen scores an entry level internship as a writer for his distant Uncle's TV Station immediately following College, his life takes some crazy turns as he makes new friends and finds love. AH, BxE

Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 87851 Read Count: 710
When Private Eye Edward Cullen decides to investigate the "accidental death" of an old friend, he finds more people are involved then he originally theorized as the case takes twists & turns he never saw coming after Bella Swan arrives in town. AH, BxE

Edward Cullen ~ Dick for Hire
Offering Professional Private Investigative Services
Including but not limited to
Lost items * Crime Investigation * Missing People
Cheating Spouses and Stalkers negotiable

Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crime, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Satire
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 256544 Read Count: 2730

