I am a full time working mom of 2, blissfully married to my high school sweetheart. I am addicted to all things Twilight fanfiction.

I've never written anything in my life aside from grocery lists and love poems in highschool to my now-husband that I thought were bad-ass but were probably really really pathetic. He still married me though, so whatev.

I'm very sarcastic and I swear like a truck driver. I'm extremely open and honest and will answer any question that is thrown out at me. I think I'm the funniest person I've ever known and I met all my BFFs online. True story.