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I am a self-described saber-toothed tiger, so toddle off and play, you youthful kittens, pumas, cougars, unless you want to be pals, because someday I will be extinct! The requisite husband, 2 kids, 2 cats and a dog live in my house, plus an iBook I would save first in the event of nuclear holocaust (along with my mascara and wine stash). I work in sales, on commission. My motto is "I'll do anything or anybody for 50 bucks."
I beta read, quite a lot. My well-polished 'that' paddle and over-flowing box of commas are under my bed, ready for use.
I've done some collaborative writing, and it terrifies me. You can find it on my profile at ff.net.
Now if only someone would slip me $50.
It's Christmastime in the Cullen household, but this year they have some extra guests coming over. With so many supernaturals and humans under one roof it can only ever be described as... interesting.
Twilight meets Harry Potter and True Blood.
Categories: Cross-Over
Characters: Harry Potter, Sookie Stackhouse SVM, Twilight
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Sitcom, Slapstick, Teen
Series: Twilight One Shots
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6065 Read Count: 199
Former teen star Edward Masen needs a new image and a steady paycheck. Now struggling for work in NYC, he has something important to prove. Helped by roommate Emmett, Edward wins the role of a lifetime and, to his delight, wins the girl. For the 80’s Movie Contest.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10190 Read Count: 49
Written by: Gasaway Alley, Goldenmeadow, TwiliteAddict, JaspersBrand, RowanMoon, frol, Eviekinz, Viola Cornuta, RosaBella75, AmeryMarie
What does a love of Emmett's fine physique, a birthday needing erotic celebration and a bunch of horney fanfic writers get you? This!!
Welcome to the Chop Shop, an automotive shop where Rose kicks a** and takes names, Bella is her office manager, and a hunka hunka Man pushes his jeep in needing... service.
Hold on to your hats, it's quite wild a ride!
Round Robin creation for Winterstales' Emmett lovin' birthday!
Take a look at that pic... this story is equally yummy!!!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8509 Read Count: 35
2nd Place Winner! An Edward To Remember - Classic Hollywood Romance Contest. Based on The Philadelphia Story, 1940. There's a lot going on at "Philadelphia House" this weekend, as the household prepares for the wedding of younger son Edward Cullen.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14719 Read Count: 17
Bella kidnapped by bandits?? Oh My! Sherriff Cullen to the rescue!
A romantically dark tale of Sheriff Edward Cullen who is out to stop an old evil from taking all he loves away from him. Set in the fledgling town of Forks, you will get a glimpse into the mind of a serial killer, and the wild love of Edward and Bella.
Melodramatic Spaghetti Western style adult fun for AmeryMarie’s birthday. Rated for violence, language and lemon-cake finisher.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Parody, Western
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6431 Read Count: 42
Second Place Winner, Side-Shots Category, Me and Mr. McCarty contest! Side Shot for Fire and Ice by winterstale.
A Venn Diagram shows all hypothetically possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets. The McCartys set the diagram ablaze. Everybody is at the party. Canon story? Nope, they threw it on the fire too. Collaboration between winterstale and Viola Cornuta. AU/AH.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8759 Read Count: 10
A Twilight/Gilmore Girls Crossover! Lorelai Gilmore just wants a cup of coffee and an explanation about all of these apples. Jasper Whitlock digs deep to calm the caffeinated innkeeper. Can the empath float an emotion that will distract her from the chaos at check-in? A collaboration between winterstale and Viola Cornuta.
Categories: Cross-Over
Characters: Gilmore Girls, Twilight
Genre 1: None
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4274 Read Count: 1190
Emmett and Rosalie live in a truly Alternative Universe. As Zeus and Demeter they have a wild child to raise and a relationship to sort out. Short and sweet, collab with winterstale for April's Birthday Anthology. Canon? Not exactly! Funny? Absolutely!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Fantasy
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1802 Read Count: 863
It's always hectic right before a wedding. Emmett gets a surprise, Edward gets a lap-dance, Carlisle gets out of control, Jasper gets a date. The Cullen men bond over drinks, dinner and live entertainment. AH, M.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Carlisle Cullen, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4916 Read Count: 42