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Bio:

I'm still younger than the answer to life the universe and everything.
I read the Twilight Saga in January 09 while recovering from surgery, and I felt sad when the books ended. I didn't want to stop reading about the characters. Thankfully, I discovered fan fiction.
I have a tendency to lead others into temptation, so after getting all my friends addicted to Twilight, I am slowly introducing them to fan-fics. I have often been blamed for being a corrupter and enabler. I regularly get blamed by others for their lack of sleep and lowering of housework standards. :P
I'm a big fan of U.S.T, not a huge fan of slash and prefer canon couples. I love reading AU, OOC and AH stories.
If I could have one wish it would be that I could clone myself, so I can read and write faster.
Drowning, not waving is a dribble-type fic with many short chapters. I am attempting to write this fic by posting a chapter least once a week, but lately real life has been sucking my soul.
Isle E.S.M.E. 2412 is currently on hiatus until DNW is complete.


30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.
Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous.
Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism?
B x E + H2O = slippery when wet.
All Human. Romance. Humor. Minimal angst.

Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Blunder, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 79 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 234562 Read Count: 1046
