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Yes, I am the one responsible for any cornea damage resulting from this colour scheme..
Hmmm. what to say? Ok, well I'm never able to stay serious for long and it was that train of thought which led to the creation of these awards. I love reading funny fics and thought it would be a great idea to reward the best.
My sense of humour is weird at best, and gross/disturbing at worst (my friends can vouch for that!). When writing, my brain seems to take on a life of it's own and my barely existent filter disappears. I even shock myself sometimes with the filth that appears in my chapters. Dirty humour is always the best!
You can follow me on Twitter @TwifanUK and I now have a blog for my fics @ http://twifanuk.blogspot.com/
If you want to read any of my 'serious' stuff you can find me @ http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1918069/TwifanUK
Nerdilicious, and self proclaimed stud muffin, David, has been talking to Daisy online for months. She's funny, geeky and down right dirty. The perfect woman for him... or is she?
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Blue, Gross-out, Romantic/Sexual, Slapstick
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3603 Read Count: 11
It's Christmastime in the Cullen household, but this year they have some extra guests coming over. With so many supernaturals and humans under one roof it can only ever be described as... interesting.
Twilight meets Harry Potter and True Blood.
Categories: Cross-Over
Characters: Harry Potter, Sookie Stackhouse SVM, Twilight
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Sitcom, Slapstick, Teen
Series: Twilight One Shots
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6065 Read Count: 218
Charlie arrives home from a tough shift at work to be greeted by strange noises in his living room. AH, ExB
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Subtle/Mild
Challenges: It's oh, so... awkward!
Series: Twilight One Shots
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 500 Read Count: 48
OOC/AH - Edward and Jasper are off to a Greek themed party. Toga's and tent poles galore.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Challenges: It's oh, so... awkward!
Series: Twilight One Shots
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3253 Read Count: 27
AH/OOC. As a pupil at a Catholic School, Bella is a troubled teenager with a severe aversion to religion. Can a new arrival at the school with his own problems help her sort our her issues or will it spell disaster for all concerned? Alcohol/Drugs/Sex
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale
Genre 1: Drama, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19635 Read Count: 252
AH/OOC. Edward and Bella have been best friends all their lives and after officially becoming a couple there is only one thing standing in their way. Sex. Life can never be easy for the pair and nothing goes as planned. Between their own inexperience and their friends interferring, it's going to be one hell of a calamitous ride.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Blue, Romantic/Sexual, Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 82876 Read Count: 1708