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Bio:
When Edward Cullen scores an entry level internship as a writer for his distant Uncle's TV Station immediately following College, his life takes some crazy turns as he makes new friends and finds love. AH, BxE
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 87851 Read Count: 710
Date: Aug 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: How the Hell Did I Get Here?
Yes he is Neliz! LOL! Thanks for the lovin' on Kuhmasen, lady!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26063 Read Count: 280
Date: Sep 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
What a sexy ass banner that is up there! LOL!
So glad to see you crazy girls here.
LOVE THE STORY! Laugh my ass off. Every time.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Date: Sep 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Awesome awesome awesome!
Lurve to you all!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo infinity!
Trash.
Dirty.
Filthy.
Late nights.
Early mornings.
Finally open your eyes to see Edward staring back. It's hard to remember to take out the trash when you're a high-class hooker. Do you need help cleaning house? Let the garbage collector do it.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 52 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56709 Read Count: 797
Date: Feb 28, 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Monday's Pick Up
LMFAO!
Still..fucking...HILARIOUS.
I'm so glad you posted this and I am giggling like an idiot, lady.
Need to find time for chappy 3 of TPoL today...seriously.
LOVE YOUR FACE!
xxoxoxoxoxo
Date: Feb 28, 2011 Title: Chapter 2: Heading to the Depot
AH I should have copy pasted what I had in that PM...dammit!
Here's chappy 1 notes:
OMG! I can't believe you've shared this with ME!
I fucking love you!
I love this! It is PRICELESS! And I love what you've done with this simple crazy idea! LOL!
You rock my world, BD. ROCK IT! She is fucking awesome and Edward is awesome and I love how she is swooning over him throwing the trash in! LMFAO!
FLUFFING LOVE IT!
THANK you for sharing this awesomeness with me lady. I needed a smile o rama lama!
XOXOXOXO!
POST!
And here is chappy 2!
LMFAO! "How the hell did she go through all of those condoms since last Thursday? We pick up the trash twice a week. Four days. Countless condoms. I had to get home to think about that. With my bottle of Skin So Soft. Think long and hard."
DED!
You = awesomeness...at all times.
LOVE so much.
xoxoxoxoxo
Date: Feb 28, 2011 Title: Chapter 3: Thursday's Pick Up
LOVE.
My god woman, you are fascinating me with this one.
I loved the description of Newton.
The Ms. perky and Mr. Adorable.
It's all just fucking perfect.
Their interactions are killing me.
TOO LITTLE TOO MUCH! know what I mean?
Just...ADORING them!
Cunt wait to see what happens next time!
LOVE you TONS!
xoxoxoxoxo
Date: Feb 28, 2011 Title: Chapter 4: Monday's Pick Up, Week 2
Fucking love this one!
They are incredibly adorable together and I am so giggling like an idiot over Emmett.
He kills me.
*sigh*
NEXT!
Date: Feb 28, 2011 Title: Chapter 5: Sigh
YES.
LOVE!
She is so fucking cute. And I don't even know if that's appropriate in describing a high class hooker. But damn, she is.
XOXOXOXO!
Author's Response:
JO!!! omg. You kill me. In a good way.