I am a self-described saber-toothed tiger, so toddle off and play, you youthful kittens, pumas, cougars, unless you want to be pals, because someday I will be extinct! The requisite husband, 2 kids, 2 cats and a dog live in my house, plus an iBook I would save first in the event of nuclear holocaust (along with my mascara and wine stash). I work in sales, on commission. My motto is "I'll do anything or anybody for 50 bucks."

I beta read, quite a lot. My well-polished 'that' paddle and over-flowing box of commas are under my bed, ready for use.

I've done some collaborative writing, and it terrifies me. You can find it on my profile at ff.net. 

Now if only someone would slip me $50.