This was my donation to the Ovarian Cancer Compilation.
Summary: Doesn’t every child want to have a pet? Of course they do, why would Nessie be any different, but with her parents there’s no way. However, it’s a good thing she has a great Uncle that sees it’s a good idea.
Warning: Not responsible for you spitting fluids on your computer that might occur from laughing.
I don’t own Twilight, but I do own a cat.
Banner Designer: Isabellacullenlover23
Pre-reader: Dil9
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Slapstick
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11917 Read Count: 14
A Tellarite wedding, a bottle of Andorian wine, and surprising revelations.
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, Jonathan Archer, Malcolm Reed, T'Pol
Genre 1: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5674 Read Count: 287
Banner Designer Name: Melissa Condor
Bella shows up wearing a gift from Renee which sets Edward, Emmett and Jasper into a tailspin. They need to remove all traces of the item, including its scent before Alice gets home to find the fashion nightmare coming back to haunt her. Why couldn’t this item go the way of the Member’s Only jacket! Oh and there might be a bit of revenge from Bella on Alice because of her controlling fashion ways.
This was my donation to the Fandom Against Juvenile Diabetes.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10316 Read Count: 12
Trip and T'Pol want to spend Christmas Eve alone, but fate is working against them.
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, T'Pol
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3307 Read Count: 638
24 year old Bella Swan has just bought into life's biggest cliche by falling in love with her boyfriend's best friend. Will she find a polite enough euphemism for all the things she wants to do to Edward Cullen? AH
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 66566 Read Count: 305
AH/OOC. As a pupil at a Catholic School, Bella is a troubled teenager with a severe aversion to religion. Can a new arrival at the school with his own problems help her sort our her issues or will it spell disaster for all concerned? Alcohol/Drugs/Sex
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale
Genre 1: Drama, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19635 Read Count: 252
Bella sees something she didn’t think she’d see when family friends came to visit, but she was glad that she did.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4945 Read Count: 91
When Edward Cullen scores an entry level internship as a writer for his distant Uncle's TV Station immediately following College, his life takes some crazy turns as he makes new friends and finds love. AH, BxE
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 87851 Read Count: 710