30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.
Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous.
Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism?
B x E + H2O = slippery when wet.
All Human. Romance. Humor. Minimal angst.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Blunder, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 79 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 234562 Read Count: 1047
Trip and T'Pol have a discussion over what an appropriate pet would be for their little boy.
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, T'Pol
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 772 Read Count: 267
Five times Sarah drunk-called Jareth. One time he sobered her up.
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Jareth, Sarah Williams
Genre 1: Angst, Friendship, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7088 Read Count: 250
Two sets of quirky friends, one week in California, and one crazy game show. What could go wrong... or right? Hilarity and lemons ensue! Canon pairings/AH/OOC Rated M because I know you like it!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44198 Read Count: 154
The Gaffer is unimpressed by Sam's new gadget.
Categories: Books and Literature > The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Samwise Gamgee
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Irony, Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 108 Read Count: 281
A Dickity (Edward Cullen, Dick for Hire) crossover with the Winchester Boys
SUMMARY: When Cullen and Swan are hired to investigate the eerie circumstances surrounding the area's leading "Ghost Hunter", they run into a suspicious duo who have their own agenda to attend to.
Categories: Cross-Over
Characters: Supernatural, Twilight
Genre 1: Adventure, Crime, Drama, Fantasy, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Supernatural
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6258 Read Count: 27
Could a night at the strip club turn into true love? Humor/romance/smut/drunken shenanigans
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7807 Read Count: 26
Geeky Edward Cullen meets shy Bella Swan in 9th grade biology lab. When best friends fall in love, can it ever work? Rated M for juicy lemons. Finalist in the NaughtyHeels 80s contest.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9753 Read Count: 36
There's only one doctor in town who can heal nurse Bella Swan's broken heart--Dr. Carlisle Cullen, AKA Dr. Hot Bitch. Written for Ninapolitan's birthday on FF. Rated NC-17 for hot lemons, just the way Nina likes them!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen
Genre 1: Parody
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2208 Read Count: 19
He's Smirky, she's Snarky, and they're both floating down the river of DeNial. Edward Cullen is a well-known director for an independent film company, Masen Masterworks. He is filming his latest project in the town of Forks, Washington. Bella Swan is the pastry chef and baker at for her best friend Alice's restaurant, Alice's Wonderland Cafe and Mad Tea Party, also located in Forks.
Desiderata is latin for "desired things or something that is needed, wanted." Both Edward and Bella want happiness, but will their pig-headed stubbornness get in the way of finding true love and happiness? Based upon the Desiderata of Happiness by Max Ehrmann, and Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 151034 Read Count: 933