What happens after Jasper and Emmett touched pieces of the necklace that changed Edward and Bella before? Will they survive Halloween? One thing is certain; this Halloween is going to be unforgettable. Read Edella and Beward first.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Crackfic, Parody, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Practical, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6488 Read Count: 0
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When Edward and Bella get back from Italy things have changed. Edward is restricting more and more of what she can do. Bella loses herself. She becomes rebelious Bella. Partying with the wolves, having wild nights out and going to jail. With Peter Whitlock she begins to find herself again. Join them on their journey.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Embry Call, Emily Young, Emmett Cullen, Esme Cullen, Garrett, Jacob Black, Jared, Jasper Hale, Leah Clearwater, Paul, Peter, Rosalie Hale, Sam Uley, Seth Clearwater, Sue Clearwater
Genre 1: Adventure, Drama, General, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Dark/Black, Practical, Romantic/Sexual, Sitcom, Slapstick
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10555 Read Count: 15
Two sets of quirky friends, one week in California, and one crazy game show. What could go wrong... or right? Hilarity and lemons ensue! Canon pairings/AH/OOC Rated M because I know you like it!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44198 Read Count: 154
Conformity has always been the key to success in the sleepy town of Forks, Washington, but when the punky Bella Swan arrives, the nerdy Edward Cullen learns it's okay to be a little different.
*Warning: Story contains school bullying, underage drinking, and OOC characters.
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Story beta'd by SqueakyZorro.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Angela Weber, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Eric Yorkie, Esme Cullen, Jasper Hale, Jessica Stanley, Lauren Mallory, Mike Newton, Rosalie Hale, Tyler Crowley
Genre 1: Drama
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18902 Read Count: 38
Alice doesn’t really approve of how Bella has decided to loose her virginity (she auctioned it off to the highest bidder, online, in order to get emergency funds to stay in school at an exclusive University). So, Alice is torturing Bella to try to talk her out of doing this. Satisfying her shopping bug is just a bonus!
Orriginally written as an outtake to "The Face I Can't Forget".
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual, Satire, Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2202 Read Count: 16
She wanted a baby, but didn't exactly go through the conventional way to have one. Written purely for laughs. Edward and Bella.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Satire
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6156 Read Count: 5
AH ExB. Awkward, broken, Australian Bella, meets arrogant, unpredictable Edward. Can the one person she cannot trust and the enemy of her beloved cousin, Jacob, be just the person to get her through the most heart-wrenching time of her life? Humour added to break up the angst.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jacob Black, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 287834 Read Count: 30253
O/S Canon and OOC ExB - For Edward and Bella's engagement, Charlie invites the Cullens over for a celebration dinner. They've been fooling humans for years about their eating habits, so this should be a piece of cake. Right?
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Esme Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5257 Read Count: 653
It's Christmas in New York, and with bit of wallowing, a pesky best friend, a gorgeous smile and a few mortifying incidents, Bella might just get over her heartbreak.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Jasper Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7802 Read Count: 604
OOC/AH - Edward and Jasper are off to a Greek themed party. Toga's and tent poles galore.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Challenges: It's oh, so... awkward!
Series: Twilight One Shots
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3253 Read Count: 27
AH/OOC. As a pupil at a Catholic School, Bella is a troubled teenager with a severe aversion to religion. Can a new arrival at the school with his own problems help her sort our her issues or will it spell disaster for all concerned? Alcohol/Drugs/Sex
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale
Genre 1: Drama, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19635 Read Count: 252
AH/OOC. Edward and Bella have been best friends all their lives and after officially becoming a couple there is only one thing standing in their way. Sex. Life can never be easy for the pair and nothing goes as planned. Between their own inexperience and their friends interferring, it's going to be one hell of a calamitous ride.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Blue, Romantic/Sexual, Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 82876 Read Count: 1689
What happens when the Colons...err..Cullens move into the Trailer Park? 2nd place winner of the Trailer Trash Cullen Contest. A humorous tale of trailer trash love.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Esme Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Parody
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3986 Read Count: 28
What happens when Edward sets up a blind date between his uptight, pre-med brother Carlisle & Alice's sexy best friend, Esme? Alcohol flows, sexual tension mounts and the lemons fly! AH/AU O/S collaborative entry with TaintedDarkInuShemeeko for the Will You Marry Me? Contest.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Carlisle Cullen, Edward Cullen, Esme Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5013 Read Count: 30