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All about that Baste… by Lindsay Rae (song)

Following the ‘Baste’ meme posted the other day, Lindsay Rae wrote this awesome song for it!

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I’m all about that baste,
’bout that baste, no frying.
I’m all about that baste,
’bout that baste, no frying.
I’m all about that baste
’bout that baste, no frying.
I’m all about that baste,
’bout that baste.

Yeah it’s pretty clear,
I’m drinkin’ wine, too.
And I can baste it, baste it,
like I’m supposed to do.
I’ve got the big bird the whole family wants
And all the right stuffing up in those bird’s parts.

I watch that Alton Brown
Working that spatchcock
You know that shit’s too hard
But hey, I just said “cock”

If you’re a foodie, foodie, just eat it up
‘Cause every inch of it is tasty
When there’s gravy on the top!

Yeah my Momma she told me
don’t worry about the thighs
She said “Always have cranberries and green beans on the side”
And no I won’t say no to one more bottle of Pinot Noir
So if that’s what you’re grabbing, then go ahead and hit the bar.

I’m all about that baste,
’bout that baste, no frying.
I’m all about that baste,
’bout that baste, no frying.
I’m all about that baste
’bout that baste, no frying.
I’m all about that baste,
’bout that baste.
Hey!

I’m bringin’ turkey back!
Go ahead and tell them skinny chickens that
No I’m just playin’. I know you think you’re fat
But I’m here to tell ya
When you finish eatin’ this
I think you’re gonna need a nap.

Yeah my Momma she told me
don’t worry about the thighs
She said “Always have cranberries and green beans on the side”
And no I won’t say no to one more bottle of Pinot Noir
So if that’s what you’re grabbing, then go ahead and hit the bar.

I’m all about that baste,
’bout that baste, no frying.
I’m all about that baste,
’bout that baste, no frying.
I’m all about that baste
’bout that baste, no frying.
I’m all about that baste!

 

Lindsay Rae you rock!!

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